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I've got meetings, emails, calls
Coffee stains on all my walls
Deadlines dancing on my screen
And my brain just wants to scream
Four chairs, four tasks, one me
This math is broken, can't you see?
If I had a clone or two
I'd finally do what I need to do
One clone cooks, one clone types
One clone handles office gripes
And me? I'd nap, I'd chill, I'd roam
While my army runs the home
Clone me please, I'm out of breath
I'm drowning in this work to death
No more "Can you help me, bro?"
I'd just say "Talk to Clone #4"
Clone me please, I'd be a star
Running life like a seminar
No mistakes, no second guess
Just me in duplicate success
I'd never hear "You missed the file"
My clone would send it with a smile
No more "Oops, I didn't know"
My clone's a genius — watch him go!
I'd be the boss, the team, the crew
HR it and cleaning too
I'd clone myself and take the lead
Who needs help when you're all you need?
Clone me please, I'm out of breath
I'm drowning in this work to death
No more "Can you help me, bro?"
I'd just say "Talk to Clone #4"
Clone me please, I'd be a star
Running life like a seminar
No mistakes, no second guess
Just me in duplicate success
And if you think I'm all alone
Take a closer look — we've clearly grown
One clone's dancing, one's on bass
The third just moonwalked into space
I kick back, no stress, no mess
My clone crew handles all the rest
And if you hear me talking fast
Don't worry — it's just a clone podcast
And if you think I'm all alone
Take a closer look — we've clearly grown
One clone's dancing, one's on bass
The third just moonwalked into space