I Fart When I Fuh

Bish I fart when I fuh

Bish I fart when I fuh

Bish I fart when I fuh

Bish I fart when I fuh

I just took a risk didn't take a Tums

Tried to hold it in But it ain't enough

I was making love when I made a flub

I released a fart like a papal dove

I was fucking and I fucked up

Hoping that her kink is a dump truck

I think that a stinky gust was

Not what she meant when she mentioned butt stuff

Bish I fart when I fuh

Fart so hard there were sparks from my butt

I let that one charge for a month

Sorry your apartment is charred into dust

Maybe we can harness the gust

The larger it was the harder the thrust

Just saying

Harsh as it was

We should take the fact I didn't shart as a plus

Baby count your blessings

I did you a solid

No solids in the bedsheets

I went supersonic when it left me

Every gong in Tibet buzzed gently

Break hearts when I break wind

Let the sheets breathe baby take ten

Take heart ain't dark as it may've been

If it ain't shit then it ain't shit

Thought I had the passage closed

Til the gas arose

From the catacombs

Tried to mask the sound

So I matched the stroke

Tried to clap her cheeks

But I clapped my own

It's a very different cologne

Love is in the air but it isn't alone

Heat by my cheeks like a shimmering road

Got a hot air balloon? I could get it to float

It's a toot tour de force

Blew the roof and through the floor

Ate some bread I shoulda chewed it more

Bed springs sing like a tuning fork

She was like there are no springs

It's memory foam, dude, you just stink

Sounded like a washer or dryer to me

She said you're an awful liar, please

Explain why the wall's on fire

Maybe someone broke the dryer?

She said I will not be gaslit

I was like that already happened

Blast hit a parked car buffed out a dent

Lover got chucked out of bed

And I know it's tough to defend but

I'm part volcano we erupt now and then

You could say I wrecked the mood

Or you could view it as some extra boost

That's one way to make you swoon

And I will chip in to replace the tooth

Look I got you these flowers from your vase

Uhh I'll just put these right up in your face

Focus on the phlox and roses

While I get this box fan going

She was all appalled

While she talks I nod

But I'm not involved

Cuz my ears keep ringing

Like a bomb went off

Neighbors putting thunder jackets on their dogs

I just uncorked a vintage

It was in the stank bank stored with interest

Almost held like fourth and inches

Tore through a door to the fourth dimension

Ripped ass and the fabric of spacetime

Break wind break through to the place light

Blooms into shapes so pure that you may cry

Also cuz it smells like an egg died

Baby transcend in the stench

Center your zen in the scent

That was sent as a thread to extend and connect

All farts that will be to the farts that have been

Every book fell from her bookshelf

Well, every book save one

It's a scooby doo type lever

I pulled it and the whole thing swung