Hasselhoff 2017

I walked into the club on a Friday

Took a seat at the bar, I was okay

Until the girl to my left turned their head

And I was goddamn okay instead

So my courage and I made a pact

No backing up, now we act

I was "hey," she was "who are you"

And baby, I'm too good to be true

If you want, I can be a policeman

Or the doctor that rescues your life

And did I tell you that Batman is my friend?

If a threesome is something you like

I can be smart and cool as Gosling

Or like The Rock, badass and tough

And baby if a mix is your thing

Then I turn into Hasselhoff

I walked into the club on a Friday

Then I took...

Don't hassle the Hoff

It's a yes that I get, I can see it

'Cause your eyes make me feel that I mean it

And that's okay, 'cause I got what you want

They call me Bond (my name's Bond), James Bond (James Bond)

I'm an eagle, I catch you a star

This night is a ten so far

Trust me and you will feel alright

I'm your lifeguard for tonight

If you want, I can be a policeman

Or the doctor that rescues your life

And did I tell you that Batman is my friend?

If a threesome is something you like

I can be smart and cool as Gosling

Or like The Rock, badass and tough

And baby if a mix is your thing

Then I turn into Hasselhoff

Don't hassle the Hoff

(It's Hasselhoff)