Текст песни
The mission was clear, the code gleaming bright
Bring the eggs to Super Earth tonight
People wants to buy them, have them on display
Maybe they should have kept their wishes at bay
Helldivers followed orders, like the good soldiers we are
We launched our hellpods and landed near and far
Through spore spewers and bug holes
The mission took its tolls
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
The bugs are spreading in the cities wide
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
The bugs are flooding like a rising tide
The scientists said, "They're perfectly safe!"
Then one of them hatched in a councilman's briefcase
It chewed through the budget, the desk, and the wall
Now downtown's officially six stories tall
From manholes and malls came chittering choirs
They nested in traffic and rode in on tires
A grandma yelled, "Is that a pet or a crime?"
It stole her coupons and vanished in slime
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
They're crawling up the subway side
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
Please remain calm and run outside
Then out by the harbor, oh what a sight
A bile titan rose up during rush hour night
He gargled up goo like a fountain of doom
Repainted the skyline in fluorescent gloom
The mayor declared, with a confident smile
"We've scheduled a meeting to handle the bile."
A charger replied by charging the crowd
The mayor exited and bowed
Sirens were wailing, capes were unfurled
Helldivers enter to save the world
One diver slid down a billboard sign
Kicked a bug in the face and yelled, "LIBERTY TIME!"
Turrets deployed on a hotdog stand
Accidentally defended a marching band
A stratagem bounced off a parking meter
Deleted a block—now parking's cheaper
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
They've nested in the countryside
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
There's mandibles in the subway ride
Chargers were skating on polished floors
Crashing through banks and revolving doors
One got stuck in a fountain display
We posed for a photo before blowing it away
A bile titan slipped on its very own spit
Sat down gently—then we orbital'd it
Green confetti rained from the sky
Tourists applauded. "Best trip," they cried
Through smoke and slime and bug buffet
We blasted and stimmed and tripped our way
If you ordered eggs from Super Earth Prime
Please allow six to eight weeks for "combat time."
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
But Helldivers stand with pride
Alert alert
The eggs were not inert
We'll squash this rising tide
So next time a glowing egg softly hums
And marketing says, "See the profits it brungs!"
Remember the skyline, gooified and bent
Maybe some things aren't for home decor rent
For Managed Democracy, we dive and we yell
Even if cities temporarily smell
We stand and fight covered in goo
Eww
If bugs want Super Earth, they're in for a fight
We'll drop in again by dinner tonight