The Mad Hatter

Well, hello there, it's me, with how it's gonna be

Settle down and listen up good

The old Hatter is gone, but the hat must go on

Worn by me, is that understood?

So shut up and toe the line

While I redefine how this all will be mine

I have a dream

That's got a full head of steam

What is true, what is not, can both change in a shot

People, me, I couldn't care less

'Cause in two seconds flat livin' under my hat

Is the strategy for success

I will look the other way when you wanna play

Something more than croquet

You catch my drift, my little personal gift

I'm the Mad Hatter

Come and follow me, this is it

The Mad Hatter

All you gotta do is submit

And if you don't, my friend, well, then in the end

There'll be nothing left to defend

Know what I mean?

When you are facing the queen

Uppercase, double-spaced, everyone gets a taste

And a brand-new leather hat band (give me the hat)

But to participate, let me reiterate

You must first put me in command

I'm the wonder, understand?

Under wonderland, put the reigns in my hand

I'll do the rest

As soon as you've acquiesced!

I'm the Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)

Offering a little bit more (so crazy)

The Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)

Givin' you what you're looking for

I am your best worst-case for the choice you face

And the fastest rat in the race (look out)

It's me or the queen and her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won't do

There is nothing too taboo

I will lie (lie), I will cheat (cheat)

I will track you down and then hit delete tout suite

So sweetie, let me repeat

I'm the Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)

Pledge allegiance while you still can (huh-huh-huh)

The Mad Hatter (Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter)

More than just a hat with a plan

I am where you belong, the right kind of wrong

And I'll still be going real strong

The bottom line

Is everything will be fine

As all the planets align

It's gonna be so divine

When all of this will be mine!