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I've got tumours on me diaphragm, Doc says I won't see Ramadan
He give me this here tincture, coz its spreading to me sphincter
Doctor says coz it's so rapid, Pray to prophet Mohammed
I'm feeling sorry for myself, its fucking up me mental elf
Shut the fuck up and get a round in! You're talking shite and we need a pint
Shut the fuck up and get a round in - Or are you turning - Muslim?
Me colon's fucked and me bladder's gone that's why I've got these pampers on
I'm weeping pus, its greenish and its dripping out me penis
Cancer cure's a religious rite. Just buy your mate a creamy pint
Put the Beer of God in me, Let's call it "Creamotherapy"
(Put your) Koran down, you fuckin tightwad and fill me with the Beer of God
Fuck your mosques and synagogues, just fill me with the beer of god
Empty your colostomy, then put the beer of god in me
Shut the fuck up + get a round in! You're talking shite and we need a pint
Shut the fuck up Hypochondriac We're the Lads from Macc, not diplomats
Shut the fuck up + get a round in You're talking shite and we need a pint
What the fuck's that? Pepsi Max? You've become tee total TWAT
There's goin' be a beheadin- - That butty's got some pork spread in
He's wailing from his minaret, and you've not had your dinner yet