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Let me introduce myself
Last name Tiny As Hell, first name Dick (bruh)
If I ever fall in love, hit me with a brick (damn)
I'm the Alibaba version of John Wick
Walked into Trump Tower 'cause I had to take a shit
She said I'm a two on a scale of one to five (uh)
Tried spitting game, but she spitted in my eye
If I had to rizz to save my life, I'd fucking die
Give me my keys, man, I'm drunk enough to drive (what?)
"Bitch, I am Trump", "Uh, bitch, I'm Obama"
I'm whichever political class gets her in my comma (whoo)
Always on the roads, I ain't talking 'bout Lana
Got it off the muscle like my name was Baki Hanma
I look so damn good right now, take a photo
Can't afford the iPhone (hello, Moto?)
When I see Latinas, I go loco
Tienes mucho culito, te no un poco
I'ma rizz that girl one time and get blocked (blocked)
If I got negative rizz, then I'm on top (top)
Negative a thousand rizz, I'm tryna get off the block (block)
It don't matter though because my rizz fucking, uh, shot (shot)
The bed look like a piece of bread, it's on top
I don't even know how the fuck Blueface used the mop
My shirt just shrunk, I swear it look like a crop top
This is the sound of a peacock
Drink it
Hold on, spin it on your finger, wait, wait, hold on, fidget?
Hold up, wait, hold up -, wait, wait, a cricket?
Hold up, man, I can't even figure out how to -
What? Hold on, let me try to get back
I'ma say, "The robots is coming, robots attack!"
Wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, wait, the robots is back?
Oh, hell nah, ayy, the robots is back, oh!
I-I-I'm bout' to fumble this bag
Like a game, I got stuck, I was frozen to lag, huh
This fucking hottie stopped me right in my tracks
I got the bands, got the money, now I'm chasing the bag (money)
Went in this life 'cause I was set to obtain
Do not consent to even earn myself my very own name (whoa)
Last name is Bitches, my first name is No, huh
Got no fucking rizz to even put on a show, let's go
Har-har-har-har-har, like Freddy Fazbear (ha-ha-ha)
Asked a baddie for her addy, asked if I can crash here
She was like, "Nah, huh, I liked you last year"
Damn, shawty, that's a shame you really couldn't go there
Huh, got nobody in my life to show devotion
Think I'm getting bored, yeah, it's time to grab the lotion (dick)
That may be messed up, but you let me down
King of negative rizz, now give me my crown