I Want My Boyfriends to Kiss

I want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit

Lock lips, if you love me, prove it

We can switch, call that a banana split

Smooch him, if you love me, prove it

Don't need a hit when I've got gear shifts

If I had one wish, my boyfriends would kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

I want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit

Lock lips, if you love me, prove it

Double-dip, grab his hips

I'm sick of this, can my boyfriends just kiss?

To this music, I'd fucking lose it

Go on, do it, what the fuck?

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

I make 'em both take turns holding my purse

Jealousy is super ugly, it gets on my nerves

Boys, please, don't fight over me

Go do the mature thing, make out, tongue each other

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

It could all be so simple

God made Adam and Eve, and Steve

Why are we not all kissing? This is absurd