Stretch It out (The Physio-Song)

I wake up early, grab my coffee

My patients calling out to me

Got files to check and appointments to snap

And someone's knee that needs a clap

Old folks, athletes, weekend stars

They limp in like they've fought in wars

But I've got k-tape and magic hands

And exercises that feel like dance

"Does it hurt here?" "A little bit."

"Let's stretch it out, don't throw a fit."

We squat, we lunge, we stretch with bands

I'm usually work with my hands

Stretch it out, bend your knees

Say goodbye to pain with ease

I'm the wizard of the spine

Making posture look divine

Push and pull, don't you cry

We'll get you walking by July!

I'm your physio, your healing sis or bro

Now lift that leg and go-go-go!

I've experienced it all—the moaning, the denial

The yoga pants, every embarrassing detail

But every victory, every little chear

Makes me proud to be here

So here's to backs and twisted knee

To frozen shoulders, bad myalgies

I fix, I stretch, I guide, I joke

And I don't wear a doctors robe

Now Stop crying, just persevering

Moaning won't stop your suffering

This is a blockage, now feel the burn

Healing hurts – now it's your turn!

Stretch it out, bend your knees

Say goodbye to pain with ease

I'm the wizard of the spine

Making posture look divine

Push and pull, don't you cry

We'll get you walking by July!

I'm your physio, your healing sis or bro

Now lift that leg and go-go-go!