The Man Behind The Counter Of The Science Fiction Superstore

I am the man behind the counter of the science fiction superstore

I sell t-shirts, comic books and sci-fi movie merchandise

Like a plastic figure on the shelf of the science fiction superstore

I'm a scaled down model of myself just waiting for a sign

Then I will fight crime!

My lonely face is a cover for my secret identity

My mild-mannered ways are a pose and my clothes are a disguise

From the colour of the cloth, just another goth

From goth, that's what you're meant to see

Like the toys on the shelf, I keep myself unto myself until it's time

Then I will fight crime!

When I see a sign in the sky, I will stick it to my enemies

With the power of my will, with my superhuman skill and with my mind

I'll be a thorn in the side and a pain in the arse of my nemeses

I'll hang a sign on the door of the science fiction store that says

"I've gone to fight crime!"

Science fiction hero, science fiction hero

Science fiction hero, science fiction hero

Science fiction hero, science fiction hero

Science fiction hero

Science fiction hero, science fiction hero

Science fiction hero, science fiction hero

Science fiction hero, science fiction hero

I will fight crime!

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