The Name Game (From "American Horror Story: Asylum")

The name game

Judy!

Judy, Judy, bo-budy, banana fanna fo-fudy

Fee-fi-mo-mudy

Judy

Lana!

Lana, Lana, bo-bana, banana-fanna, fo-fanna

Fee-fi-mo-mana

Lana

Come on, everybody

I say, now let's play a game

I bet you I can make a rhyme

Out of anybody's name

The first letter of the name

I treat it like it wasn't there

But a "B" or an "F"

Or an "M" will appear

And then I say "Bo" add a "B" then I say the name

Then "banana", "fanna" and a "fo"

And then I say the name again with an "F" very plain

Then the "fee", "fi" and a "mo"

And then I say the name again with an "M" this time

And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Pepper!

Pepper, Pepper, bo-bepper, banana-fana, fo-fepper

Fee-fi-mo-mepper

Pepper

But if the first two letters are ever the same

I drop them both and say the name

Like Bob, Bob, drop the "B's", Bo-ob

For Fred, Fred, drop the "F's", Fo-red

For Mary, Mary, drop the "M's", Mo-ary

That's the only rule that is contrary

Okay, now say "Bo"! (Bo!)

Now Tony with a "B" (Bony!)

Then "Banana-fanna-fo" (Banana-fanna-fo)

Then you say the name again with an "F" very plain (Fony)

Then a "fee", "fi" and a "mo" (Fee-fi-mo!)

Then say the name again with an "M" this time (Mony)

And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Kit, Kit, bo-bit, banana-fanna

Banana-fanna, fo-fit

Fee-fi-mo-mit, Kit!

The name game