A Good Way To Get On My Bad Side

A little lady standing next to me

Isn't she a pretty thing?

I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand

Another fellow can tip his hat

And I'm as gentle as a pussycat

But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man

'Cause that's a good way

That's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

The politician on my T.V.

Says he's only lookin' out for me

He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run

But every year he gives himself a raise

With a chunk of every buck I make

Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun

That's a good way

That's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

Ain't lookin' for no trouble

Don't want to start no fight

Don't want more than I got comin'

I only want to do what's right

Just treat me like I treat you

And we'll get along just fine

But, Mister, take one step across that line

And that's a good way

That's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

I like Van Halen, and I like George Jones

Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones

Bocephus when he rocks-n-rolls still kills me

There oughta be a law against cowboy rap

And all that boy band crap

A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country

No, but that's a good way

That's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way...

That's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side

That's a good way...

That's a real good way

That's a good way to get on my bad side