Gangbang at the Old Folks Home

Oh yeah

Uh, sexy

Oh yeah

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night

I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight

Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive

I'm lucky that I left there alive

It's a gangbang

The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks

The youngest one there was maybe 76

Head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun

She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done

It's a gangbang

Gangbang at the old folks home

One foot in the grave

Two lips on my bone

Gangbang at the old folks home

The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick

'Til someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick

These golden girls had really been 'round the block

I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks

Gangbang at the old folks home

Senile sex slaves are making me groan

Gangbang at the old folks home

I took her doggy and I gave her a spank

That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank

She fell to the floor and three seconds later

I was running for the defibrillator

Three silver foxes started licking my ass

So I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming too fast

I had my fist in a butthole 'til somebody

Said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead

Gangbang at the old folks home

I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos

Gangbang at the old folks home

Old folks home, yeah