The Meat Grinder of Life

We are but livestock in the meat grinder of life

If life was a hot dog

It'd be the cold wet kind

She left me ugly

Like a Kia Soul

She left me chewing on my words

Like an old Tootsie Roll

But life ain't all pecan waffles

And peach iced tea

Yeah sometimes you're a tall good-looking fella

And sometimes you're me

Sometimes you're me

We are but ground beef

That's been sitting out

It don't smell or look nice

But you can't just throw it out

You spent seven dollars

And that's a lot these days

Yeah that's just like life

You make a burger anyway

But life ain't all pecan waffles

And peach iced tea

Yeah sometimes you're a guy who can talk to women

And sometimes you're me

Sometimes you're me

We are but worms

After a long rain

In the Walmart parking lot

Wriggling in pain

You just get stepped on

Or eaten by a bird

Or shot with a shotgun

Or set on fire