Television Man

I'm looking and I'm dreaming for the first time

I'm inside and I'm outside at the same time

And everything is real

Do I like the way I feel?

When the world crashes in into my living room

Television man made me what I am

People like to put the television down

But we are just good friends

(I'm a) television man

I knew a girl, she was a macho man

But it's alright, I wasn't fooled for long

This is the place for me

I'm the king, and you're the queen

Take a walk in the beautiful garden

Everyone would like to say hello

It doesn't matter what you say

Come and take us away

The world crashes in, into my living room

The world crashes in, into my living room

The world crashes in, into my living room

The world crashes in, into my living room

And we are still good friends...(Television man)

I'm watching everything...(Television man)

Television man...(Television man)

I'm watching everything...(Television man)

Television man... and I'm gonna say

We are still good friends... and I'm trying to be

Watchin' everything... and I gotta say

We are still good friends... You know the way it is

Television man... I've got what you need

We are still good friends... I know the way you are

Television man... I know what you're tryin' to be

Watchin' everything... and I gotta say

That's how the story ends.