Stoned Playin' Pinball

Two, three, four

Seem like this whole world's closin' in on me

Tradin' freedom, law, responsibility

Boss man is a boss at work

The woman is the boss at home

Can't quit that job, can't quit that woman

But sometimes I need some time on my own

Whoa, I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball

In a honky-tonky long, long way from here

Whiskey on the rocks, blue cinder on the jukebox

I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball

I'm tired of that same old running-the-mill routine

I got to make tracks, get back down to that honky-tonk scene

I'd rather hear them pool balls click

Than to hear some time clock tick

I'll send my baby out shoppin', and I'm goin' rockin'

Tomorrow I'll call in sick

I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball

In a honky-tonky long, long way from here

Whiskey on the rocks, tap dancin' on the jukebox

I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball

I can almost see

All them long-legged ladies just burnin' up the dance floor

If I could be where I wanted to be

I'd be bustlin' through them swindles

Pocket full of quarters, and I'm ready to roll (ready to roll)

I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball

In a honky-tonky long, long way from here

Whiskey on the rocks, there he stood on the jukebox

I wish I was somewhere stoned

I wish I was somewhere stoned

I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball

Whoa, I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball

In a honky-tonky long, long way from here (wow!)

Oh, whiskey on the rocks, the honky-tonk CIA on the jukebox

I wish I was somewhere stoned

I wish I was somewhere stoned

I wish I was somewhere stoned playin' pinball