(Mugged In A Taxi After) Space Prom

Locked in the toilet at space prom

Where have all my space friends gone

They're all outside thinking nothing's wrong

I'm in here with a space problem

It's a good space night and it's better than air

But when space nature calls you gotta answer

I see the space toilet block over there

Time to pull my space pants down and prepare

Space demons coming with no remorse

Coming out of me like a space Trojan horse

Suddenly I'm done as a matter of course

Jiggling the lock I push with force, but

I'm locked in the toilet at space prom

Where have all my space friends gone

They're all outside thinking nothing's wrong

I'm in here with a space problem

Someone came in and asked "who died?"

I said "not me but I'm locked inside"

Then he called the space fire brigade

Now everyone knows I'm the toilet boy

Wish I'd gone before I left

This night has left me space bereft

Of people who believe I can

Operate a door lock mechanism