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He'll shave his face, he'll take a shower (wow)
He'll wear a nice shirt and buy some flowers (for me?)
He'll make a bed, he never makes
He'll spray cologne, he never sprays
I talk, talk, talk, he pretends to listen
Say my dad's a pastor, suddenly he's Christian (amen)
Swears up and down he's a feminist
And that's just my top ten list
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway
Any time, any place
Oh, the things men do to get laid
La, la, la, la, la, di, da, da
(To get) la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da
(To get) la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da
(To get) la, la, la, la, la
It used to be a thing men started wars over
Am I making things up or did the bar get lower?
Now all we get is a "What ya doin'?" Text
"Wyd" means S-E-X
They'll marry real quick, break a vow even quicker
Ain't that smooth but there ain't nothing slicker
Than a man with a plan, looking pretty type A
If the plan is to land this plane
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway
Any time, any place
Oh, the things men do
Stretch the truth to get laid
Say that he's 6'2 to get laid
Does he realize he has to take off the boots to get laid?
La, da, di, da, da, di, da
Oh, the things men do to get laid
All the money they'll lose to get laid
Nothing they won't do or say
To get to first, second, third, fourth base
Ain't it crazy the lengths they'll go
Just to get a girl horizontal?
Anywhere, anyway
Any time, any place
Oh, the things men do to get laid
La, la, la, la, la, di, da, da
(To get) la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da
(To get) la, la, la, la, la, di, da, da
(To get) la, la, la, la, la