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My wife got fat man I don't know what to do
I see her sneaking debbies and Mountain Dew
She used to turn heads when we'd walk in a room
Now she's blowing up like a big old balloon
Baby I'm begging you don't eat those fries
Try to eat a salad just one damn time
She's sending the scale straight down to hell
And my God she's even starting to smell
God she's so fat that I'm turning gay
She's twice the size she was yesterday
Her big old feet keep pounding the ground
When she walks through the house
Things start falling down
Keeps stuffing her face
She don't give a damn
I'm stuck with a woman twice the size I am
Found gravy in the bed crumbs on the floor
She's always eating and still craving more
Used to be small now she's six feet wide
Can't even fit in my truck for a ride
I've begged her to stop but she won't hear
And all my food still disappears
She's cheating on me with the Burger King
Guess I ended up marrying a snack machine
God she's so fat that I'm turning gay
She's twice the size she was yesterday
Her big old feet keep pounding the ground
When she walks through the house
Things start falling down
Keeps stuffing her face
She don't give a damn
I'm stuck with a woman twice the size I am
God she's fat as hell
Fat as hell