Thou Shalt Wilt

Now gather 'round, and check this shit out

I found a simple way to keep us all devout

If there's one thing we can all agree about

Why not make it ten, and banish any doubt?

Let's start it rolling by covering number ten

Cut off their heat, then they'll be done between Amen

Now we come to number nine, falls neatly next in line

But after number ten, don't think you'll see them here again

Steal a look at number eight, what better way to procreate?

Just take 'em out, one at a time

You can't be serious, looks so good in that wedding dress

I need time to assess, I don't wanna acquiesce

Six has a spicy ring to it, no harder one to commit

I think this one will be a hit, now that's what I call holy writ

We wanna take a closer look at number five

Could it apply if implied that they're not alive?

Number four is such a pain, this Sabbath thing is so arcane

I don't wanna desecrate my only day to sleep in late

Don't take His name in vain, from this one you want to abstain

We must set a clear mandate, the best damn way to conjugate

We're almost to the end, if heaven you want to ascend

Just take 'em out, one at a time

You shall have no other god but me

You shall have no other god but me

You shall have no other god but me