Sweet Transvestite

How d'you do? I

See you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked

He thought you were the candy man

Don't get strung out by the way that I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night, I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry (right)

We'll just say where we are and then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat

Well, how 'bout that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)

Or maybe a bite? (Bite)

I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Hey-hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)

From Transexual, Transylvania

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici-pation

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So, I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom