Creeping out Sara

I was backstage at a festival in Germany

Talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette

I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set

I noticed that her hair was longer in the back

I figure that's 'cause she's Canadian

That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian

That's when I realized it was Sara

Or maybe it was Tegan

I'm pretty sure that it was Sara

'Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

I told her I was a big fan of her band

She asked me if I had a favorite song

I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Junos

And how they got robbed three times in a row

And then I asked her if she knew of

anyone who was selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara

Or maybe I just pissed her

Off when I asked her if her sister

And her had ever had a threesome

Where they both ganged up one girl

A forgy or a fivesome

Do they think strap-ons are groovy

And had they ever seen the movie

Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly

Did they like Jennifer Tilly

Sara said she

Preferred Gina Gershon

Angelina Jolie

In the Gia movie

That was on HBO

And If These Walls Could Talk

Made Tegan cry a lot

After that I forgot what she said

That's the problem with diazepam

So many things I don't remember

But I've got a sinking feeling

It's not that I'm a clair-

-voyant but I think I creeped out Sara

I was creeping out on Sara

I hope it wasn't Tegan

'Cause Skiba said she is the cooler one