GRANDMA'S IN THE CELLAR

I don't know if you know this song, but

This is the grossest song we did at camp

I'm gonna sing it for you, and then, there's a

Little part that you can sing along with me, okay?

Here's a gross song

Grandma's in the cellar

Lord, he can't just smell her

Cookin' biscuits on that durned old dirty stove (Dirty stove)

In her eyes, the matter

That keeps drippin' in the batter

And she whistles as the -snort- runs down her nose

Down her nose (Down her nose)

Down her nose (Down her nose)

And she whistles as the -snort- runs down her nose