If you want to be a pirate, you can be
But you've got to dress the right way
Black hat
Black hat
Red sash
Red sash
A sword, a pistol and an eye patch
Hook for a hand
Peg leg to help you stand
And a parrot on your shoulder
Who's driving you mad
And if all of those things sound like you, well
Ahoy there me Artie
You can join our crew
If you want to be a pirate, you can be
But you've got to speak the right way
You've got to say Yaaaaar
Yaaaaar
Yo ho ho
Yo ho ho
Shiver me timbers and thar she blows
The black spot
The black spot
Oh no!
Oh no!
Where is that treasure map?
Nobody knows
And if all of these things sound like you, well
Ahoy there me Artie
You can join our crew
Singing Yo ho ho and a bottle of grog
Being a pirate's a fabulous job
Capturing treasure all day
Burying it somewhere then sailing away
If you want to be a pirate, you can do that
But you've got to make a treasure map
It's got to have traps
Traps
Secret clues
Secret clues
Be written in riddles to keep robbers confused
Dotted lines
Dotted lines
X marks the spot
X marks the spot
And a boatload of monsters guarding the lot
With a key
With a key
Shaped like a skull
Shaped like a skull
That gets stolen by a rival
With a trained seagull
And if all of those things sound like you, well
Ahoy there me Artie
You can join our crew