Everybody Needs A Thneed

Everybody needs a Thneed

A fine thing that all people-

You know what we need? For you to stop!

Yeah, you suck! Yeah

Everybody needs a Thneed

A fine thing that all people need

The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great

Let's hope we're not too late

It's a super trendy hat

It's a tightrope for an acrobat

A net for catching butterflies

Daily use for exercise

Everybody needs a Thneed (a Thneed)

A fine thing that all people need (we need)

Everybody needs a Thneed (ahh)

We all agree

We need the Thneed

We need the Thneed (ahh)