Don't Serve Beans

MINISTER

I'd like to welcome everybody again and say how good it is to see you out

At the annual Holy Roller Hall Christmas fund raiser. And up next we have a

Fellow who we've all come to know in love. Bless him as he comes up and

Sings. Lord. A lovely holiday carol:

Cledus T. Judd featuring Out Of Sync

Take it away Cledus

CTJ

Hehe

Uh. Thank y'all so much for uh coming out. I appreciate it. I uh pardon me

If I seem a little nervous. At least I'm here for a good cause

:CONGREGATION

:Amen brother

:

:CTJ

:I appreciate it

So if you would bear with me while I try to sing one for you. Glad you could

All come tonight. Appreciate you so much and it comes from the heart and

That's all that matters

MINISTER

That's all that matters. Amen. Amen

CTJ

Sta...

Sta...

Here...

There it is...

Star of wonder star so bright

This one wish I wish tonight

If I'm to live till morning's light

Please don't serve beans on Christmas night

Cook up a steak or toss some greens

But don't bake those powerful beans

Cause if I take one single bite

We won't have a silent night

And my poor dog will howl and bay

And pray that foul bouquet

Will go away

Though he will know from whence it came

I hope it's him my guests will blame

So don't serve beans

Please don't serve beans

Cook up a steak or toss some greens

If I'm to live till morning's light

Please don't serve beans on Christmas night

CTJ

Uh thank you.

Thank you so much

I appreciate it

Thank you

Mmm huh thank you.