Miss Universe

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I was just 21, and he was barely 22

I wanted him to want me

And he said, "Baby, you know I do"

We were picture-perfect

Thought the distance would be worth it

He said, "When you know, you know"

And I believed him (I believed him)

Then I got a goodbye call

'Cause he found a beauty queen

I'm in a dive bar drinking

While she's in a magazine

Yeah, it hurt like hell

But hell, it could've been worse

At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe

I can't lie, she's everything

And I'da probably picked her too

At least it wasn't a county pageant I lost that boy to

But I want runner-up roses

Want the sash for second place

I want confetti falling

Cameras flashing in my face

But I got a goodbye call

'Cause he found a beauty queen

I'm in a dive bar drinking

While she's in a magazine

Yeah, it hurt like hell

But hell, it could've been worse

At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe

He better count his lucky stars

It went down like it did

'Cause I'da left him first if I'da met Brad Pitt

But that ain't the way it went

No, I got a goodbye call

'Cause he found a beauty queen

I'm in a dive bar drinking

While she's in a magazine

Yeah, it hurt like hell

But hell, it could've been worse

At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe

My whole world left me for Miss Universe

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