Pigs In The Porn Trough

Please no offense to the voluptuous Fräuleins

I'm using beer as lubrication

Haha, there you are looking greasy in my pig farm

Someone just fell in a puddle of mud!

I like it, I like it

You better tell a friend, or knock on someone's door

Cause Bliss n Eso came with that new song of porn

Bang boogie, here's the star

Better yet the duo!

But no no for you homos

Which means no go in my poo hole!

He said bim bam, boogie and a bottle of whisky

I just think damn! could she see that hobbling gypsy!

That told me to be a recluse a hermit with God

And make pornos with Miss Piggy and Kermit the frog

Well that's his job, and me? I've been expecting you

It was in this house of lies that I met the truth

Don't get Eso twisted, mud is a storm

Sex isn't a movie and love isn't porn!

Cinderella spin her fella into her pumpkin

I said surely your prefer your temple, it's the lost sunken city

Went up into mud, balling nice dirty lovers

And eight voluptuous freulines with two dirty buggers

Is this a simple invite to take off to the hills

And watch the moon make love with wolves (howl)

She pushes she pulls, she dribbles she drools

Laying back, blowing smoke, claiming my scribbles are cool

Yeah, I had her bent over the banister and handcuffed to the railings

She thought we were sailing but no baby I was waiting

With my spear stuck in deep, I want to poach this walrus

Damsels don't be distressed we're about to approach the chorus

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

Yeah felines shave your whiskers and call me cousin Vinnie

I can feel those V-holes buzzing under a dozen minny's

So I selected a maid, and said I'm uncanny tonight

May I court you and later see your vag fanny delights

He's right, it's uncanny and unorthodox what we do to them

But ladies daze and dreaming of pigs fly in unison

I've been waiting for this chance to talk

To show you how I boof like Santa Clause when my pants are off

Oh slow fucks, oh shucks, I'm inspired to think of brandy

Cause my dick went tired and limpy

Didn't wanna ruin the vibe like the fun had ended

But for her I was falling short, no pun intended

I don't know what to say to you make you laugh

Maybe we can shave each other's legs and take a bath

You see, I'm the grand entrance baby here's the plan

I wanna snorkle dive in your bearded clam

Oh please I'm not concerned that your doid's feeling raggity

There are other places, my dear, I'll exploit every cavity

You may begin there, just for the moment and don't fiddle

And I'll enjoy ravaging you and watching your toes twiddle

See when Max kissed ya, you showed him where the axe hit ya

But for dessert I'm having a croc like Steve Irwin

I'm the reason there's so much yoghurt in your beef curtain

I teach love and just to get amongst your peach muffin

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

Bum, bum bum

You'd best believe that we're drunk, drunk drunk drunk

Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump

We're getting free with a skunk drunk crunk bunk

Bum, bum bum

You'd best believe that we're drunk, drunk drunk drunk

Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump

We're getting free with a skunk drunk crunk bunk

There's not a problem that I can't fix

Cause I can do it with my dick

And if these girls wanna rumble man I'll be there on the double

Like Rick, I won't be subtle when I put it in your twattle

From cue sticks to cubicles, I found you

You invited me in, you wanted the scoundral pounding your jewel

I get the jelly running, so I left a warm pool up in your belly button

You're my love, where have you been?

I've been slipping a micky in a snake called salary and a bitch called whiskey

But loving light in your eyes just like a street life escape

And when she smiles it keeps my peace pipe ablaze

Yo I'm drunk and tanned but I think the fumes have

Got me into the tripping zone with pink balloons

She blew me a kiss and left myself swang and sue

Then I saw a tootoo and a tootoo, I was dazed and confused

Ooh, take this as a smoke signal

Bliss and Eso terik choofing in the city

We're two cents under her gown

And big bad mud with one eye on her titty

I'm so gassed and blown off this whiskey and rum

My head was speaking to me

My dick was all twisted and numb

The bed was squeeking she was squealing and it's naughty bizarre

Dipping my quill into her ink we're like a Marky the saur

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

Me again, she been looking at me strangely

My bedroom's full of strobe lights, that bitch wants my baby!

She makes my knees buckle, we fuck all night

And we have stoned sex under the moonlight

Well she listens to how my rhyming pattern sings

I thought I met you upon Saturn's rings

I can still taste your juice under these stars

I'm tracking this caboose sipping moon shine from jars

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump

Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt

Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk

To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud

I'm a pimp on the dance floor girl

You best believe it

You know, you meet us after a show

We taking care of the situation

We got bubble baths with electric blankets

Don't worry, it's okay

Hold on Kenny, hold on

Jesus I got a hard on from that