Bill, Won't You Please Take Me Home

It was such a great party when we got here tonight

Lots of old friends that we hadn't seen in years

Then Paulette walked in the room and as if they'd never parted, Bill

He left me standing staring through my tears

Oh Bill, won't you please take me home?

I don't think I can make it alone

I hate to have to ask you, but you're such an old friend

Oh Bill, won't you please take me home?

I knew when we first married he was still in love with her

But I thought in time I'd help him to forget

Now seven years and two kids later, here I stand alone

While he's dancing in the kitchen with Paulette

Oh Bill, won't you please take me home?

I don't think I can make it alone

I hate to have to ask you, but you're such an old friend

Oh Bill, won't you please take me home?

Take me home!