Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety

I'll torch a door right off a bridge

I am a reverend of irreverence

I'm a shill for any sacrilege

I understand that a faith in a deity

Helps the masses who are having hard times

But blasphemy like prostitution

Are clearly victimless crimes

Blasphemy

Blasphe-you

Jesus Christ

The blackest Jew

Blasphe-you

Blasphemy

Poisonous Pedagogy

I'm a non-believer

I'm a heretic

I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew

I'm a trouble making immature imp

I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you

I understand we all need something to believe in

I believe I'll never be given wings

and I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't

think a song was gonna hurt its feelings

Blasphemy

Speaking deadpan

Apparently this God has got a master plan

Now they call foul, pure heresy

But you gotta wonder does he have a plan B

(Bad ass guitar riff)

Horus similar to Mithra

Attis analogous to Krishna

Jesus, different name same story

All based on ancient Egyptian allegory

My position hasn't been occulted

It can never be more overstated

My intelligence has been insulted

So my tongue lashes out in defense

Anything that is your holy or sacred

I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest

But you'll never hear a crack about Muhammad

Cause I don't wanna get shot in the chest!

Blasphemy

Isn't this fun?

Rob a Rabbi

Bugger a Nun

Blasphemy

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Mother Mary

The virgin whore