The Things I Love

I love big butts and I love beer

Country fried gravy and my John Deere

I love big trucks that are all jacked up

And I love to beat off and bust my nut

I love big boobs and breast implants

I love Donald Trump and JD Vance

I love the dirt and I love the rain

And I love when they mix out on the plain

I love this land and I love my people

I love my country and I hate illegals

Every other country ain't worth a damn

I love the USA and tugging my ham

These are the things I love the most

Truck stop hookers and breakfast toast

Bouncing boobs and a real fat ass

Cut off jeans with a maga hat

Sunday service and the preacher's hot wife

That rides on me, every damn night

I love jerking off and a good beer chug

And I thank God for the things I love

I love cream corn and deep fried cheese

I love a good woman down on her knees

I love tugging my meat in microwave meals

And my jacked up truck with big ole wheels

I love to get dirty and I love the mud

I love some big boobs with a real fat butt

I love my guns and firing off shots

And spinning my tires in parking lots

These are the things I love the most

Truck stop hookers and breakfast toast

Bouncing boobs and a real fat ass

Cut off jeans with a maga hat

Sunday service and the preacher's hot wife

That rides on me every damn night

I love jerking off and a good beer chug

And I thank God for the things I love

I thank God for the things I love

I thank God for the things I love