The Loneliest Man in Town

Dearest one of the moment

I'm sorry that, it took so long for me

To reply to you

But I've been incredibly busy

So I'm afraid I can't meet up with you

I know it's shocking

I might have been a liar

But at least I was lying fine

And don't you know

It only makes a good trier

When you're trying in trying times

So like Kevin in the groover

Well Kevin in a grooving way was dumb

Nearly borderline

Shocking millions of waiters

Well waiters gonna have to make him run

Such shores to find ...

You come looking for a blue sky

When there's only rain to be found

You don't know quite what you are doing

But you know you're gonna do it loud

Try to impress all the crowd

But watch

'Cause here comes Arty The Fester

And Fester gets away with half a crown

And what you know

Crackpot up in the pillow

Picking on the loneliest man in town ...