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And now the shipping forecast, issued by the Met Office on
Behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency at 1700 hours today
North Utsire, South Utsire
40S, Cromarty, Northwesterly 5 to 7, occasionally
Gale 8, backing Southwesterly and decreasing 3
For a time, rain later, moderate becoming good
Humber, Shannon
Northeasterly 6, good, growing steadily, becoming 7, happy birthday
Tyne, Thames, Forth
Little bit, muchly, 32 long, size 8, becoming smart later
Dogger, Fisher, Dover
I hardly knew her
Viking
Arriving soon, leaving later with your wife
Fair Isle, Faroes
Pyramid, Sphinx
Biscay, Fastnet
Dial-up, broadband
Lundy, Mardy, Mecardy
Plymouth, no
German Bight
Watch out for that
Portland, Fitzroy
Moving forward, 22 yards, touchdown
Irish Sea, Irish Stew
Baileys, Hebrides
Rockall, Sole
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Trafalgar
Rectangular, becoming square
And finally, Longest Johns
Starting strong, 7 or 8, becoming not so poor, then good
That was the shipping forecast for
1700 Hours, Wednesday 18th of August