Tricks Up My Sleeve

Thought I'd make the cloudy sunny

But it seems my lover hates sunlight.

Went to see her in the morning

But it seems she's only home at night.

Bought a wagon full of roses

And my lover says she hates the smell.

Most folks say that I should give up

But I think its too early to tell.

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So I try to second guess her

Hoping she'll profess her undying love and loyalty.

Continue to pursue her

Hoping to renew her sense in faith in guys like me

That woman is bound to see me

One day she'll believe me

You'd think I was Houdini

With these tricks up my sleeve (2X)

So I brought her doves from Eden

And she says the feathers makes her sneeze

Suffice to say I'll never give up

Even though this woman's hard to please

By now I could be an artist

I spend so much time at the drawing board

Most folks say I should give up

But I kind of dig being ignored

[Chorus:]

Notice how I focus all my hocus pocus and my energy on

Making her mine