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Hey girl been thinking I see that
Life's going by in the blink of an eye
Think you and I need time apart
It's not you shawty had a change of heart
I need a fresh start, sorry but you are
No longer number one on my depth chart
I don't really know how to put this but your
Mom is the one I want
The way she moving that body
At her spinning class on Fridays got my mind
Spinning like I'm running 'round in circles on a track
Time to get up on that horse like a jockey
And ride straight to her
Really do like that bomb ass lasagna she cook up
Tryna read up and meet up
With her and her friends at book club
Look hun I'm hooked on your mom like phonics
Tryna roll with her like sonic
She workin' 9 to 5 at a job that she thrives
Single parent secretary in an office
And I know that she got the hots for them youngins
I could bring a roast pig to her potluck
I could stay in with her, watch the sopranos
Sauvignon Blanc You know that I stock those, yeah I got um
I'll stick around for the gossip
Come and hop aboard my rocket
Shoot for the stars like comets
Lets Baggins this journey like a hobbit
I'm not some dude that'll hit it and quit it
So go ahead and put a lid on that shit
And throw it in the sea
Marvin Gay CD, a bottle of wine
You and me gon' have a hell of a night It'll be like
Wassup Mrs. how you doin'?
40 plus with I'm pursuin'
Ass so fat I'ma need a ruler
That thing could have fooled Isaac Newton
Let me be a dick and get it in like Shooter
On the bed, on the floor on a scooter
Can't stop thinkin' bout these cougars
All up in my dreams like Freddy Krueger
Tired of tricks I'm done with euchre
Give it to me and I'll be super
Man, to my crib tonight
Don't play me like you was Lex Luthor
Margarita on the rocks seduce her