This Exit Or Next Exit

So I'm at this party and I'm trying to mingle around, you know

Whatever happened to handshakes?

Didn't those work okay?

This guy walks up to me and he's like

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

I'm like, I don't know how to participate

In your bizarre greeting ritual

And then I realize, oh, he's shadowboxing

He's showing me something important from his world

So I realized, well, I should probably reply in kind

So I did some shadow polo

Slow-moving horse

That's the world, Ren

You gotta think on your feet during greetings, you know

Another guy walked up and just said Holmes

So I said Elementary, my dear Watson

I thought, hey, people are coming up to me to say hi

You know, maybe I should go up and say hello to somebody

And I thought, well, obviously handshakes are old school

Nobody's doing that

So what should I do?

I thought, oh, I'll chest bump somebody

So I was in midair, and I don't think this lady realized

I'm simply coming over to say hello

I got too much lift

She didn't jump at all

My shins hit her shoulders, I'm flipping

I crashed through the stained glass window

You can't make this stuff up

I was trying to court her

So I court the ladies

I leapfrog unilaterally over the front of them

And I let my shins clip their shoulders

And then I flip

They don't know what to do, they're like oh-oh

Their hearts all aflutter oh

I hear 'em

I hear 'em