Desert Lizard Trailer Park Jesus

I caught a cold from high-speed internet

Searched: "CERN", "Erratas" and for "Moon 2's Blueprint"

And now, I'm followed by a looming van

Suits dressed as men appear with earpiece in

I'm not a desert lizard trailer park Jesus

CIA secrets hidden leaking den

Multidimensional machines blink red

Ate mushrooms laced with Uncle Jed's sweet blend

And now, I'm digging in my yard again

I'm not a desert lizard trailer park Jesus

Sped off to DollarTree for thrifty shit

Caught one shapeshifter shopping to fit with

He sent me gamma rays of cellphone death

I bought my TV dinners, then bought his