The Sphinx Stinks

The Google Earth's vile

We couldn't crack a smile

We'd play Travis' flight

And choice of sail up the Nile

It costs ten quid to get stuck inside

A p-p-p-p-pyramid

I'd rather be in Hawaii

Playful, tall, self-made

You won't catch yus or the Egyptian puss

Again, again, again

The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks

Where'd you go, geronic chicken?

The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks

I-I-I-I-O

The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks

You will get ripped off in Egypt, ooh

The hotel room filled us with gloom

We shouldn't spend the night

In a roommates room

A car for a ride

Another tense laugh is gonna knock backsides

I'd rather be in Hawaii

Playful, tall, self-made

You won't catch yus or the Egyptian puss

Again, again, again

The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks

You will get ripped off in Egypt, ooh (whee!)

Oh!

The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks

Where'd you go, geronic chicken?

The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks

I-I-I-I-O

The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks

You will get ripped off in Egypt

You will get ripped off in Egypt, ooh