I woke up
Shuffled around
I felt a scratching
I Looked down
To my surprise
At my feet
It was my kitty
Came back To me
My kitty came back but I wished she'd stay away from me
She's so jaded
Riddled with fleas
I don't want your
Feline disease
She doesn't purr
She only growls
She'll claw my eyes out
Cuz I'm a hound
My kitty came back but I wish she'd stayed away from me