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Don't call a bagel a doughnut
A doughnut a bagel is not
Who heard of lox on a doughnut
But bagels and lox that they've got
I dreamt I was at a bar mitzvah
And I was doing okay
Eating rye bread, pastrami and pickles
Till a waiter passed by with a tray
I said I'll have me one of them there doughnuts
He looked at me suspiciously
He knew that something wasn't kosher
And that something not kosher was me
Don't call a bagel a doughnut
A doughnut a bagel is not
Who heard of lox on a doughnut
But bagels and lox that they've got
When you start eating a bagel
You'll come in out of the fog
'Cause once you start eating a bagel
You end up eating the high on the hog