Psychoanalysts’ Ball

Who's got the ball, is it Freud or Jung?

Or are you just too high strung?

Or could it be low self-esteem?

Then can we analyze your dreams?

Nothing is really what it seems

Are you too hung up on fortune and fame?

Will nothing ever be the same again?

Can we say that you are clinically insane?

Can you still even use your brain?

Can you think for yourself?

Get a book on self help

At the psychoanalysts' ball

Psychoanalysts' ball

Feel like you're heading for a fall

At the psychoanalysts' ball

Can we help you change your life?

Control all your unconscious

Desires and drives

Or am I preaching to the choir?

Or are you just a compulsive liar?

Help you control your fears

Keep coming back for years

Does the new age movement still look good?

Or do you feel like you're getting

Lost in the woods?

Does it change your mood?

Does it change your mind?

Or have you left all your problems behind?

Keep coming back every week

For all the answers you seek

To the psychoanalysts' ball

Psychoanalysts' ball

It's at the doorway just down the hall

At the psychoanalysts' ball

When you try to break every rule

Do you still fantasize everything is cool?

Can we help you with all your

Trouble and strife?

Keep coming back every week

For the rest of your life

Will it ever make any difference at all?

At the psychoanalysts' ball

It's the doorway just down the hall

Feel like you're headed for a fall

At the psychoanalysts' ball