The Man in Stripes and Glasses

The man in stripes and glasses!

The man in stripes and glasses!

The man in stripes and glasses shouted

"Where am I?"

Before a giant cartoon magnifying glass invaded from the sky

And made a red and white bespectacled skeleton out of the poor guy

Well, we never got his name

Or a very good look

We collected his remains in a box of books

Well, we took the books out first

Arranged them best to worst

Just as a waste of time

And then we put the bones in alphabetically

Sealed it up hermetically

And never ever spoke of it again

But every single night

We see a red and white bespectacled skeleton

In the corner of our eye

The man in stripes and glasses was dead!

Dead

Dead!

(Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!)

Forever

(Muahahaha!)

Laugh

(Ahh!)

Scream

(Whooo)

Wind

(Oooh!)

Ghosts

(Err... pwoof!)

Creaky door

(Ahh! Ahh!)

Amputation

(Awoo!)

Wolf

(Nyahahaha!)