Dumb Friends

Well I'll tell you brother

What happened to me

I had a girl I loved

But her dumb friends just wouldn't let us be

And I've had this happen

Many a time

I find peace and love and happiness

But her dumb friends just had to make a chime

Well I'll tell you brother

Just what you've got to do

You either tolerate unpleasantness

Or you just might have to cut her loose

Dumb friends

Dumb friends

Dumb friends

And living alone

Is hard to do

They form bad habits

And it feels like you can't make it through

Well sometimes it's better

Being alone

Than to have dumb friends say stupid things

Right to your face inside your home

You have to choose

Just which life will you lead

When all paths lead to misery

When her dumb friends always cause a scene

Dumb friends

Dumb friends

Dumb friends

And I found a woman

Full of beauty and grace

And I loved her so and treated her well

But her dumb friends won't get out my face

And now I'm alone

And I feel like death

But it beats dumb friends talking in my face

Two inches away with liquor breath

Dumb friends

Dumb friends

Dumb friends

Dumb friends