Auctioneer

A send off for your neighbours

For All their toil and labours.

Stand up top, and do my cadence

To bring top dollar for the next lot on the Block

Cause that's my job.

I'm an auctioneer

Just doin what I love

In farms yards, fields and parking lots

Come one, come all

Spring, summer, or fall

Bring all you can, come see

The Auction in action

It's satisfaction

I'm an auctioneer

Just doin what I love

In farms yards, fields and parking lots

Crowded sheds, every item goes

From the local outfit to the Ritchie Bros

From an 80 foot drill, to a box of junk

I'll sell it all, even grandmas old steam trunk

It's gonna go

I'm an auctioneer

Just doin what I love,

In farms yards, fields and parking lots

This time tomorrow, it's all gone friend

Gone down the road

Cause this here road's

Comin' to it's end

For whatever reason

I'm an auctioneer

Just helping these folk and families

Through all of their mixed feelings

Farmer, rancher, the auction man

All make a livin' off the land

Hands go up and the callers yell

Ya got your number, so go on now &

Give 'em hell

That's what you're here for

The auctioneer pumps up the crowd

So the bidders buy, and the auctioneer

Can sell

The auctioneer and his whole team

Aren't selling iron, they're selling dreams

Old or young, or rich or poor

Hope walks in and out the door it does

But so does pain

The auctioneer pumps up the crowd

So the bidders buy

And the auctioneer can sell

Go scratch that dirt now

Seed that crop

Fill them bins up to the tops

To bid on next years round of sales

Cash or credit

And chasin' auction lots

And pray for rain

I'm an auctioneer

Just doin what I love

And doin what I love, is just the same

I'm an auctioneer

Just doin what I love

And what I love Is sayin' SOLD!