Randee (Introducing the Morbid Man)

I walk down the street with my coat on

I rip it off because I'm a moron

I go for a long walk to the mall

I trip on a sidewalk crack and I fall

My name is rah-rah-Randee

I can't walk and think at the same time

That's because I don't have a sane mind

I cannot decipher right from wrong

That's why they sing about me in this song

My name is rah-rah-Randee

Asked if I've heard of the Hat Thieves band

I say sure, "I'm their biggest fan"

But yet they want to send me away

They do not like the way I behave

My name is rah-rah-Randee

One afternoon I was being chased

They came up to me and yelled in my face

They screamed something I don't understand

They said I was the Morbid Man