Nelly The Elephant (2026 Remaster)

"Ladies and Gentlemen damen und Herren

Mesdames et Messieurs

Caballeros und Horsewomen of the world

I give to you the fantastic Nelly

And her performing elephants

An extraordinary exhibition

Of animal dexterity

From the jungles of darkest Africa"

"The elephant's tusk is very valuable

But an elephant is very hard to catch

Elephants are extremely fond of oranges

Of which they consume enormous quantity"