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I wanna make one thing crystal clear
When I want an ice-cold beer
Get it real quick and say, "Yes, dear"
Those are the words that I wanna hear
We'll get along, you will see
Focus on taking care of me
You gotta make me a priority
'Cause I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity
Dear old dad, now he's dead
But when he was alive, he always said
"Make those bitches take care of you
'Cause that's what women were born to do!"
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Cleaning, baking, hot love making
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Taking directions, giving me erections
(I don't wanna) do my laundry, pay my bills
Crush my Oxycontin pills
Clean the sheets where my man juice spills
On the weekend, you can rototill
You'll see it's a way of life
Do a good job, and you can be my wife
Load my guns and sharpen my knife
Just kidding, you ain't gonna be my wife
Dear old dad, God rest his soul
He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl
Smack my mom upside the head
"Make me a sandwich," is what he said
Yeah!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Sewing, cooking, being good-looking
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Love me, rub me, suck my nubby
Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me
Nothing makes me feel more alive
And I pray every day that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Sing it with feeling!
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
Even my mom agrees
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for
That's what girls are for