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Honeybunch, sad to say
But I have a hunch
Screen romances went out to lunch
That's no reason to pout
Don't look bleak
Happy endings can spring a leak
Ever after can mean one week
We're just having a drought
Smile and sweat it out
If we can just hang on
We'll have compatibility
You mustn't worry
We're gonna be all right
One day the ache is gone
There's nothing like senility
So what's your hurry?
We're gonna be all right
Meanwhile, relax
You take a lover
I'll take a lover when that's played out
They get the ax
We can retire
Sit by the fire
Fade out
We'll build a house upon
The rock of my virility
We'd better scurry
We're gonna be all night
Oh boy, we're gonna be all right
I was told, just be faithful and never scold
Sounded easy, so I was sold
I've been miserable since
I was taught, when the prince and the dragon fought
That the dragon was always caught
Now I don't even wince
When it eats the prince
I know a perfect pair
Their lives are at the pinnacle
But how do we know they're gonna be all right?
The bride is slightly square
The groom is slightly cynical
A little vino
They're gonna be all right
She aims to please
She has a baby
Then, though they may be having fine times
When there's a breeze
She has another
Now she's a mother
Nine times
It all went wrong, but where?
Details are slightly clinical
She's out in Reno
The kids adored the flight
Oh, they're gonna be all right
I'm a child of barely everything
Learn to smile
Happy couples can stay in style
Just by practicing charm
All is well
Least as far as their friends can tell
Please ignore the peculiar smell
There's no cause for alarm
Mildew will do harm
She once was quite well read
He once was intellectual
No one suspicious
They're gonna be all right
She's nice and sweet and dead
He's tall and ineffectual
They look delicious
They're gonna be all right
Who's on the skids?
She goes to night school
If it's the right school
He'll permit her
They love their kids
They love their friends, too
Lately he tends to hit her
Sometimes she drinks in bed
Sometimes he's homosexual
But why be vicious?
They keep it out of sight
Good show
They're gonna be all right
And so
They're gonna be all right
I hope
We're gonna be all right