Stop, Drop, Roll

Hooked on hip-hop phonics

Yeah, it works for me, so jump aboard

Yeah, this train is free, the conductor

Let me toot my whistle, the instructor of the funky uncle fizzle

We be dancing on a lake when it ain't froze over

We be walking on water while you're sinking your rover

If you step any close, you'll be eatin' some teeth

So please, step back, I entreat

I dish deep like deep dish supreme

Step large, walk hard on a two-man team (yup!)

Gangsta lean, I'm kitchen clean

We gettin' clout like a carnivore gots gout

So shout out loud

All you party people bring it when the time is decreed

Your feet are in need of a one step, two-step

TCB like Bubba Ho-Tep baby

Stop!

Drop!

Roll, roll

Stop!

Drop!

Roll, roll

Look, tonight's the night, P Dot Early's on the mic

I came to get the party hyped

Dressed to the nines, punchline

I got more dimes than a fourth grade lunch line

I'm gonna get mine, mine, stake mine, really

Chi-town cat getting cheese like Philly

Order steak at the grilly, I flow chilly

Put jokes on every rapper, like Laffy Taffy silly

Look, I make the groove get down

I love the way she shakes that little ghetto booty girl, like (oh!)

Hold up, touch your knees to your elbows

She likes my kicks, betcha Nike don't sell those

But I bet you sweat your weave out the Velcro

Let your milk shake, put them fries on the track

Let me fill your order girl, I'm a Big Mac

And you's a chicken nugget head, dip it in my chit-chat

Stop!

Drop!

Roll, roll

Stop!

Drop!

Roll, roll

Cast my net off the side of a boat

I ain't pulled up fish, I pulled up a microphone and some dope beats

Unsurpassable feats, surpassed by me, fortnightly (walk softly)

But I carry a big stick, nasty, oh, it's so fantastic