Full Time Job

I'm a Mother, I'm a lover

A chef, a referee

I'm a Doctor and a chauffeur, seven days a week

I ain't asking for a medal, yea, I know you work too

I'd just like a little credit where credit is due

It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone

Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop

Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k

I know this may come as a shock

But this here's a full time job

Well I'm takin' a vacation

I could use a little fun

I'll be sippin' on the silence

And soaking up the sun

I'm leavin' you my apron

You can try it on for size

You said there's nothing to it

So I'm sure you'll be fine

It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone

Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop

Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k

I know this may come as a shock but this here's a full time job

In a day or maybe two

You'll be changing your tune

By then you'll be ready to drop

Working my full time job

This here's a full time job